*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at
You want cookies
You want to fuck
You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Kill them too.
Kill them and eat their cookies.
Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
sherlock’s first blowjob and he’s just like ‘why he lick me’
sometimes i wonder what would have happened if dylan hadn’t gone into acting
and i realise… he’d probably be a famous youtuber and we’d all be even more screwed
Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.